Signing Away the Freedom to Slack

This bailout is wreaking havoc on me. I still have not returned to the diet! My solution is extreme, at least for me: Boot Camp.

That’s right, I just signed up for one of those fitness-y, wake up at 5 a.m., run to the park, work out for an hour, want to die, kind of things. And I’m PAYING for it!

I know what you’re thinking. At least, I know what you’re thinking if what you’re thinking is: “There’s no such thing as a quick fix,” or “Paying for a personal trainer isn’t recession friendly,” or “Didn’t you once say the thought of organized fitness gives you panic attacks,” or “Your blog punctuation is all over the place lately.”

Well, my answers are thus: “I know it’s not a quick fix, but if it’s even a jump start that’s good enough for me,” and “This is expensive, but cheaper than a personal trainer,” and “No, but that sounds like something I would say,” and “I’m aware of that, and it bothers me, too.”

Want to join me? Class starts Monday, it’s $150, and you can sign up here. (If it helps, Emily and Meaghan have promised to sign up too, and they are both super hot!) See you in the park!